Rules of Engagement on 401
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posted by: Admun @ 22:53:05 on 10/29/03
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Disclaimer: All below is BS, please drive safely on the road.
These are the rules of engagement for safely driving on 401 without getting a ticket:
Conclusion: If you can't drive fast and safe, might well drive slow and safe!
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(Last updated 20/09/09)
These are the rules of engagement for safely driving on 401 without getting a ticket:
- Sweep the road ahead and behind constantly and look for sudden brake light, cars on the side. Beware of fast mover coming in from behind fast.... it might not be a Farrari.
- Cutting in and out of the right lane is a dumb idea. If you're at that speed, just stay on the left. As they say, slower traffic on the right.
- Pay attention to highway on ramp for ticket issuing agent come on the highway.
- Scan every car you passed, you will regret if one of them is not an ordinary Ford.
- When encounter a fellow driver got pull over and ticket giving is in progress, speed up to put distance between you and ticket getting danger.
- When encounter a larger vehicles like trucks, speed up and pass them ASAP to avoid debris falling off it and potential danger if it losts control.
- On a one lane highway, beware of agent Smith on the opposing lane, he might swing around and get you if he doesn't like your current distance over time ratio.
- From observation, 2:00pm, 5:00pm, 11:00pm, and 3:00am is the best time to meet your officer of the day.
Conclusion: If you can't drive fast and safe, might well drive slow and safe!
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